A Claus for Concern
Article by Manny Wood published in the Coffs Coast News Of The Area on 5 December 2025. Santa Claus, a citizen of Scandinavia, applied for a temporary partner visa to the North Pole after marrying Mrs Claus, a citizen of the North Pole and a local gift-wrapping virtuosa. Between them, they had five elfchildren under twelve. The youngest had just learned to waddle in curled shoes; the eldest could turn any mention of festive chores into a full-blown performance worthy of the Christmas theatre company. In the days leading up to Christmas, Santa worked as a mall Santa and volunteered delivering parcels for children’s charities. He wore [...]